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| Carolyn Burnham: | What are you doing? |
| Lester Burnham: | Nothing. |
| Carolyn Burnham: | You were masturbating! |
| Lester Burnham: | I was not. |
| Carolyn Burnham: | Yes you were! |
| Lester Burnham: | Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster! |